Friday, 14 March 2014

D’Banj’s fake TV girlfriend

People will do anything to get TV ratings these days. In the latest reality TV scandal, Real Housewives of Altlanta star Kenya Moore has been accused of making up a story about her relationship with Naija’s D’Banj.

According to Mali Online, Moore came under scrutiny after her co-stars claimed that her story about being ‘swept off her feet’ by an African Prince is fake.

She was also accused of making an agreement to pay D’Banj $40,000 to pose as her boyfriend!

Credit: MTV Base News

Prophet to sue for loss of reputation after he predicted Liverpool would win Premier League

A Zimbabwean prophet is ready to go to court over claims he predicted Liverpool would win the Premier League title this season.

Uebert Angel, leader of the Spirit Embassy Church, apparently told television station SuperSport in December that the gods had advised him Brendan Rodgers’ men would win the league this term.

Angel stayed quiet at the time, but with the Reds now unlikely to scoop the trophy this term he now wants to be paid substantial damages for loss of reputation.

According to reports, he is demanding £950,000 in compensation from SuperSport after they broadcasted his ‘prediction’, while some claim he may also try and claim damages from Liverpool and individuals on Twitter.;h=695

Angel says he believes people won’t take him seriously any more after saying Liverpool would win the league, with his reputation now damaged.

In a letter sent to a Harare court, his legal team explained his reasoning.

‘The plaintiff claims compensation considering his character and stature as a prophet with great following who is respected the world over by religious, social and political leaders,’ he said.

‘It’s difficult to rehabilitate completely a reputation even if it is proved in court that the statement was misguided.’

The case continues.

Credit: Metro UK

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Russians call for U.S. World Cup ban

Members of the Russian parliament have written to FIFA asking it to consider excluding Jurgen Klinsmann’s USA team from the 2014 World Cup finals in Brazil.

Alexander Sidyakin and Michael Markelov, two members of the Duma, addressed their concern about the “U.S.’s military aggression against several sovereign states” and named Yugoslavia, Iraq, Libya and Syria among those suffering from U.S. aggression.

They also included “numerous cases of human rights violation all over the world revealed by E. Snowden,” and asked FIFA to “urgently convene an emergency session to consider suspending U.S.’s membership in FIFA and denying the U.S. team the right to participate in the upcoming 2014 World Cup in Brazil.”

The letter, dated March 11, 2014, cited Article 3 of the FIFA statutes which says that “discrimination of any kind against country, private person or group of people on account of ethnic origin, gender, language, religion, politics or any other reason is strictly prohibited and punishable by suspension or expulsion.”

 “It’s an eye for an eye, a ball for a ball. Don’t the let the USA take part in the 2014 World Cup! End their membership of FIFA,” one of the authors of the article, Aleksandr Sidyakin said on Twitter.

According to the Russian website Newsru, Sidyakin explained that the letter is a reaction to a petition by U.S. senators Mark Kirk and Dan Coates, who appealed to FIFA to ban Russia from the World Cup in the light of the ongoing situation in Crimea.

Kirk and Coates were not alone in asking FIFA to punish Russia for their political standoff with Ukraine.

Last week, BBC journalist Chris Morris reported that an EU official had suggested that there would be a push for Russia to be barred from this summer’s World Cup in Brazil.

However, speaking to CNN, UEFA president Michel Platini dismissed those suggestions, and explained that it is wrong to take a political situation into the sporting arena.

Platini said: "I don't know why 11 players would not be allowed to play at the World Cup. Where is their responsibility?  Why don't you [shut down] the Embassy? Embassies are still in the country."

Credit: ESPN



1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?


It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


53. never forget
*arrangements she makes

Joel Osteen’s Church Robbed Of $600K In Cash And Checks!.....WOW!

According to Televangelist Joel Osteen's church in Houston announced Monday that $600,000 in Sunday donations were stolen from its safe last weekend.

The heist at Lakewood Church wasn't discovered until 8:30 a.m. Monday morning when a church employee and off-duty Harris County Sheriff's Officer noticed the break in, the report said. Investigators believe the theft occurred sometime between Sunday afternoon and Monday morning.
The donations were from services on March 8 and March 9 and included cash, checks and credit cards. Lakewood has asked anyone who attended services this weekend to pay attention to their accounts and report any suspicious activity.
"The funds were fully insured, and we are working with our insurance company to restore the stolen funds to the church," the Lakewood statement said, according to The Houston Chronicle.
Lakewood stresses this was not a data breach, but says the theft was limited to donations made in the actual services.
More than 40,000 people attend weekly services led by Osteen, whose televised sermons reach nearly 100 countries.

*wooooow,see money oh!..

Bayern Munich President sentenced to 3 plus years in prison

62 year old football legend and President of German Football Club, Bayern Munich, Uli Hoeness, has been sentenced to 3 and a half years in prison after he was found guilty of dodging 27.2million euros in taxes through an undeclared Swiss bank account. Uli who is one of the powerful figures in German football was charged and sentenced yesterday Thursday March 13th by a German court

He was allowed to walk out of the court yesterday because he has one week to decide whether to appeal the verdict.