Sunday, 2 March 2014

8 THINGS SEX CAN DO

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1. It makes some people religious = Oh my God, Yes Lord
2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh
3. Makes some people natural observers = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt
4. Makes some people anounce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, don't have any mercy, Just tear it.
6. Others become respectful = I promise, okay, yes I will
7. Makes some people become loyal = Luv u endlessly,... u own my life,... am urs forever,... u are my world.
8. Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah pls don't stop,... continue pls,... give it to me... Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa
10. Some become ethnic: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani...Where do u belong?







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